dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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