I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I just gift wrapped bread.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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