have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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