Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
How external is "for external use only"?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Randomize
