Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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