so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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