My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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