also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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