Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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