Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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