It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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