Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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