I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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