either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Randomize
