This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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