It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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