Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Randomize
