with your own penis?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
You took a bar mat shot.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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