I'm drive I can fine osifer
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
you will always have a special place in my vag
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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