Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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