508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Even my vagina gasped.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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