I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
