I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
She even gives head with a lisp.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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