i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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