Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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