i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
