Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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