your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Randomize
