Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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