I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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