try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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