i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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