That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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