Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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