all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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