Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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