we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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