no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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