i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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