I think im going to throw up on grandma
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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