do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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