god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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