he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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