I want to make a zoo with you.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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