he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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