Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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