She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
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