she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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