I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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