ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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