I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
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