when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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